Childless

     Having read many tributes to the parent, here's one for the childless: You decided after sitting in traffic unnecessarily for hours not to be a contributor to consumerism and the overpopulation of the world. You value sleeping in as nature intended and having that second latte while you read your favorite news articles thus allowing you to better yourself and consequently the world. You prefer having disposable income to help the less fortunate already on the planet. You don't desire an early grave for yourself from indentured servitude. Here's to you, the few, the proud, the childless haha